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What We Provide
At Unmuted Memoirs and Profectus Business Consulting Inc., we uniquely combine career transition resources, small business consulting tools, financial planning templates, and workplace satire content, all designed specifically for:
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Mid-career professionals leaving corporate life
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Small business owners and solo consultants
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Retirees navigating financial and identity shifts
We offer editable Canva templates, printable PDFs, and custom business worksheets that bridge the gap between humor and hard numbers, giving you practical financial tools and relatable career content all in one place.
Our niche focus includes:
✅ Career Exit & Retirement Planning
✅ Small Business Startup Resources
✅ Payroll, Cash Flow & Tax Planning Templates
✅ Corporate Satire eBooks & Entertainment Content
Blending professional consulting expertise with human-centered storytelling, we help you transition from 9-to-5 life on your own terms, fully equipped, fully informed, and fully entertained.
Niche Genres
Career Transition Meets Corporate Satire + Practical Financial Tools
Unmuted Memoirs + Profectus Business Consulting Inc. operates in a hybrid niche genre that blends:
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Career Transition Resources
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Small Business & Financial Planning Tools
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Corporate Satire & Workplace Humor
We specialize in helping mid-career professionals, small business owners, and retiring employees navigate life beyond the 9–5 through two distinct yet connected content streams:
✅ Practical Business Templates & Financial Planning Tools:
Includes editable Canva templates, payroll calculators, cash flow planners, exit strategy bundles, and retirement workbooks—designed by experienced business consultants.
✅ Corporate Life Satire & Relatable Workplace Content:
Includes eBooks, YouTube videos, and social media content that reflect on the absurdity of office culture while offering real-world advice.
This unique genre—“Career Transition + Business Consulting + Corporate Humor”—allows us to stand apart from traditional business consulting firms or satire publishers. We provide tools that are both practical and personality-driven, appealing to professionals who want both financial clarity and a laugh along the way.
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Seamless Transactions
Our user-friendly platform allows for quick and easy purchases with secure payment methods. Buy your favorite items with just a few clicks and download your digital products.
Exclusive Offers
Special Deals
✅ Bundle & Save:
Get 15% off when you purchase any 2 or more digital products, including career exit templates, financial planning tools, or corporate satire eBooks.
✅ Exit Blueprint Starter Pack:
Buy the Exit Blueprint™ Bundle and receive a free downloadable Retirement Identity Worksheet as a bonus gift—exclusive to website subscribers.
✅ First-Time Buyer Discount:
Enjoy 10% off your first purchase when you join our email list. Unlock exclusive tips, free tools, and members-only discounts.
✅ Seasonal Satire Sale:
During select holiday periods (e.g., Back-to-Work Season, Fiscal Year-End, April Tax Season), save up to 20% on all corporate satire eBooks and merchandise.
✅ Business Toolkit Loyalty Bonus:
Spend $50 or more on financial templates and receive a free bonus download from our Profectus Financial Essentials Toolkit series.
✅ Refer a Friend & Get Rewarded:
Invite a friend to Unmuted Memoirs + Profectus Business Consulting Inc. They get 10% off their first purchase, and you receive an exclusive bonus product!
The Perfect Gift for Your Favorite Office Warrior
Share the Laugh, And the Escape Plan!
Do you know someone that is stuck in endless meetings or buried in spreadsheets? Gift them a little sanity and humor. Share our corporate satire books, mugs, and workplace survival tools with your favorite corporate dweller today. Because every office warrior deserves a laugh, and a plan to get out.
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The Essence of Unmuted Memoirs
Unmuted Memoirs uniquely blend corporate satire, career transition guidance, and practical financial tools, offering professionals a fresh, relatable approach to life beyond 9–5. Through editable Canva templates, compliance-ready financial planners, and humor-infused content, the brand delivers both entertainment and real-world consulting value. Focused on mid-career professionals and emerging entrepreneurs, especially in the Canadian market, this dual-brand platform combines empathy-first financial education, customizable business resources, and a personal consulting voice. It’s not just about quitting your job, it’s about navigating that shift with clarity, confidence, and a little humor along the way.
Community Engagement
Stay Connected
At Unmuted Memoirs and Profectus Business Consulting Inc., we believe business is not just about products, it is about people, conversations, and shared experiences. Our mission goes beyond selling digital templates and eBooks. We actively engage with our audience through:
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✅ YouTube Series & Live Discussions:
Regular videos and livestreams offering career transition advice, financial education, and corporate life humor. -
✅ Social Media Conversations:
Join us on Pinterest, Instagram, LinkedIn, and YouTube. We share tips, resources, workplace stories, and updates on new product releases. -
✅ Email Newsletter & Exclusive Offers:
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✅ Feedback & Collaboration Opportunities:
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✅ Workshops & Webinars:
Periodic live webinars covering topics like business startup planning, retirement readiness, financial wellness, and humor in corporate life.
Behind the Scenes
How We Create Our Tools & Content
At Unmuted Memoirs + Profectus Business Consulting Inc., every product, whether it’s a financial planning worksheet, career exit guide, or corporate satire eBook—is crafted with real-world experience at its core.
We don’t outsource template designs or simply repackage generic content. Every spreadsheet, workbook, or Canva template is developed by a seasoned business consultant with over 25 years of corporate finance, accounting, and leadership experience. That means when you download a payroll calculator or career exit bundle, you’re using tools that have been tested, refined, and actually used in real business settings.
For the humor content? That’s not just for laughs. The stories, eBooks, and YouTube videos come straight from lived corporate experiences—late-night emails, endless meetings, and the ups and downs of workplace life.
We regularly update our digital products based on:
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Feedback from real small business owners and professionals
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Shifts in financial planning trends and compliance (like Canadian payroll rules)
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Audience insights gathered from our YouTube community, social media followers, and email subscribers
Our process is about blending practical business consulting with relatable, human content. It’s not just about looking professional—it’s about building tools and resources that actually make life after 9–5 easier, clearer, and maybe even a little more fun.
Exclusive Content
Special Access
✅ “I Love that I get first access to new templates and eBooks, it makes planning my business so much easier.”
✅ “The exclusive webinars and checklists helped me get serious about leaving my job. It is not just another email list, it’s real value.”
✅ “I subscribed for the satire but stayed for the financial tools. The members-only content hits both my humor and business needs.”
✅ “Having early access to updated payroll templates saves me time during tax season. Highly recommend joining the Unmuted Memoirs community.”
✅ “Between the Inner Exit series and the business consulting guides, this is the only resource I have found that blends career advice with actual useful templates.”